gayweeddaddy69:

in-mutual-weirdness:

poetry-protest-pornography:

Oh, this is incredible.

Improv swing dance to a Todrick Hall song?

And they killed it!

*thanks to the people who pointed out my oops

Tags from @ghostwriterofthemachine

hazelsmazecave:

woolandflax:

hickeywiththegoodhair:

depsidase:

misty-eyed-memory:

thecoiledfool:

nadi196:

chronosamurai:

higgsfigs:

When I was little I had an irrational fear of when you tried to turn off your Windows XP and the screen would gradually turn Grey as you choose which power option to enter

That shit was SCARY!!!

Me: ok, sleep time!

Windows XP:

Originally posted by thelaziestmotherfucker

lostglassguitars:

sincitysgreatesthits:

jaimebeazley:

donutdrawsthings:

donutdrawsthings:

IMPORTANT!

It’s the no-internet dinosaur’s birthday!!

Turn off your internet! He has a hat!!

SOMEONE PLEASE PUT A DATE ON THIS POST! I HAVE TO KNOW WHEN!

Its Sept 24

!!! Happy Birthday, no-internet dinosaur!!

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

hypotheticalpeople:

guy who sees a banana peel and says “my ride is here” and then slips away on it

xam963:

fruitpinch:

i was in the car with my dad and he said to me, “hey theres a sticker on that car with uh, that guy on it” and the car drove away before i could see it so my dad was trying to describe it to me he was like, “his face is inside of his hat” and i was like dad what in the world are you trying to say. so later i had completely forgotten about the whole thing but apparently he was still hung up on it cause he handed me a piece of paper with a small drawing on it and said “this is the guy”

gashudouin:

computer open. Computer show me fictional guy